2015-01-28

What is a Pit Ninja?

A Pit Ninja is someone everyone hates at a metal show: that unruly kid who flings his arms and legs in a Tasmanian devil flurry in the middle of the circle pit. No matter how many times you put your arm or leg out and push them away, their spin kicks to your nuts are sure to ruin your concert experience. When you try to enact justice, their pit crew immediately comes to their aid because the Pit Ninja code forbids a Pit Ninja from engaging in a fair fight.


Let's all do our part to buck this idiotic trend.

Don't be a Pit Ninja.

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